{"id":320,"date":"2013-02-03T21:40:12","date_gmt":"2013-02-04T02:40:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.fantastic-realities.com\/studio_blog\/?page_id=320"},"modified":"2026-04-08T12:22:07","modified_gmt":"2026-04-08T16:22:07","slug":"art-snark","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/www.fantastic-realities.com\/studio_blog\/art-snark\/","title":{"rendered":"Art Snark"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Hello Hello!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>This is what zen Jedi Samurai Art Guys do to unwind. We snark with ART. Creative endeavors that just don&#8217;t seem to apply to my regular Graphic and Web Design business. But still fun, none the less. Most images will have a bigger version for your clicky pleasure.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\"\/>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\">Waiting for Apple Silicon<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image aligncenter\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.fantastic-realities.com\/studio_blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/GendoMacProAppleSilicon_1200.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"683\" src=\"https:\/\/www.fantastic-realities.com\/studio_blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/GendoMacProAppleSilicon_1200-1024x683.jpg\" alt=\"Mac Pro Users Waiting for Applie Silicon Be Like...\" class=\"wp-image-712\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.fantastic-realities.com\/studio_blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/GendoMacProAppleSilicon_1200-1024x683.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/www.fantastic-realities.com\/studio_blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/GendoMacProAppleSilicon_1200-300x200.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.fantastic-realities.com\/studio_blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/GendoMacProAppleSilicon_1200-600x400.jpg 600w, https:\/\/www.fantastic-realities.com\/studio_blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/GendoMacProAppleSilicon_1200-768x512.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.fantastic-realities.com\/studio_blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/GendoMacProAppleSilicon_1200-450x300.jpg 450w, https:\/\/www.fantastic-realities.com\/studio_blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/GendoMacProAppleSilicon_1200.jpg 1200w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/a><figcaption class=\"wp-element-caption\">Yep, it&#8217;s kinda like that..<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>When Apple announced they were putting their new custom chips, the M1, into Macs, &#8211; specifically the MacBook, Mac Mini, iPad Pro and a new 24&#8243; iMac \u2013 we Creative Pros saw the <em>stonking insane<\/em> performance gains, <em>and<\/em> the hard limitations of the first round of the system-on-a-chip &#8211; in RAM, expandability, GPUs, Ports&#8230; and a lot of us are thinking, <em>where&#8217;s OUR machine?<\/em> Having danced with Apple&#8217;s love\/hate relationship with Pro Users for the last two two decades \u2013 could be Christmas Morning, or could be crushing disappointment&#8230; again. We&#8217;re waiting. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\"\/>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\">Comcast &#8211; Time Warner Cable Merger<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.fantastic-realities.com\/studio_blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/Say-It-Again-ComcastTWC_800.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"800\" height=\"480\" src=\"http:\/\/www.fantastic-realities.com\/studio_blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/Say-It-Again-ComcastTWC_800.jpg\" alt=\"Say &quot;The Comcast Time Warner Merger is Pro-Consumer&quot; Again!!!\" class=\"wp-image-406\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.fantastic-realities.com\/studio_blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/Say-It-Again-ComcastTWC_800.jpg 800w, https:\/\/www.fantastic-realities.com\/studio_blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/Say-It-Again-ComcastTWC_800-300x180.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.fantastic-realities.com\/studio_blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/Say-It-Again-ComcastTWC_800-600x360.jpg 600w, https:\/\/www.fantastic-realities.com\/studio_blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/Say-It-Again-ComcastTWC_800-500x300.jpg 500w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 800px) 100vw, 800px\" \/><\/a><figcaption class=\"wp-element-caption\">Pretty much sums it up&#8230;<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>The announcement in February 2014 of a massive merger of cable giants Comcast and Time Warner cable was met with a bit of dismay and decided lack of enthusiasm in the tech community. Remember the overwhelming majority of Americans only have ONE choice for not only Cable TV, but also <em>Broadband Internet<\/em>, rapidly becoming a modern necessity. <a href=\"http:\/\/parislemon.com\/post\/76515229420\/yankees-to-buy-red-sox\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">MS Seigler Weighed in on the topic<\/a>, I made a snarky meme&#8230;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><em>&#8220;Comcast is by far the largest cable company in the United States. The only other company even remotely close is\u2026 Time Warner Cable. After that, it\u2019s Verizon FIOS, which is no longer adding new customers as the parent company has instead decided to partner with\u2026 Comcast.<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><em>&#8220;It reads like a joke. It is not.<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><em>&#8220;The strangest thing is that this deal isn\u2019t actually anti-competitive \u2014 because there was never any competition to begin with. Time Warner Cable doesn\u2019t operate in areas where Comcast operates. So, if this acquisition goes through, consumers will continue to have no choice in their cable operator. Hurray!&#8221;<\/em> &#8211; <a href=\"http:\/\/parislemon.com\/post\/76515229420\/yankees-to-buy-red-sox\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">MG Seigler<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The <a href=\"http:\/\/arstechnica.com\/tech-policy\/2014\/02\/comcast-lists-all-the-ways-a-merger-with-time-warner-is-pro-consumer\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">proclamations from Comcast<\/a> that the deal is &#8220;Pro-Choice, Pro-Competition and Pro-Consumer&#8221; were met with understandable skepticism. Hopefully the FCC and Justice Departments feel equal skepticism about the deal.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\"\/>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\">Doonesbury: Artz Pushb4ck<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.fantastic-realities.com\/studio_blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/Doonesbury_webcomics_snark_900.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"900\" height=\"298\" src=\"http:\/\/www.fantastic-realities.com\/studio_blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/Doonesbury_webcomics_snark_900.jpg\" alt=\"Doonesbury Webcomics Snark\" class=\"wp-image-330\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.fantastic-realities.com\/studio_blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/Doonesbury_webcomics_snark_900.jpg 900w, https:\/\/www.fantastic-realities.com\/studio_blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/Doonesbury_webcomics_snark_900-300x99.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.fantastic-realities.com\/studio_blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/Doonesbury_webcomics_snark_900-600x199.jpg 600w, https:\/\/www.fantastic-realities.com\/studio_blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/Doonesbury_webcomics_snark_900-500x165.jpg 500w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 900px) 100vw, 900px\" \/><\/a><figcaption class=\"wp-element-caption\">A little artz pushback for Gary&#8217;s dissing of webcomics artists. Apologies, G.B.T. Click fo&#8217; bigga&#8217;.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>A little <a title=\"Artz Pushb4ck\" href=\"http:\/\/www.fantastic-realities.com\/studio_blog\/2013\/02\/artz-pushb4ck\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">arts pushback<\/a> for Donnesbury&#8217;s Gary Trudeau, who while commenting on the decline of print, casually dissed web comic artists. So a little <a href=\"http:\/\/adamthealien.tumblr.com\/post\/42135850951\/my-tumblr-and-twitter-feed-are-filling-up-with-a\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">pushback from the creative community<\/a> ensued.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\"\/>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\">Deniers<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.fantastic-realities.com\/studio_blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/Starwarz_ClimateChangeIsReal_900.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"900\" height=\"600\" src=\"http:\/\/www.fantastic-realities.com\/studio_blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/Starwarz_ClimateChangeIsReal_900.jpg\" alt=\"Darth Vader and Luk - Climate Change is Real.\" class=\"wp-image-321\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.fantastic-realities.com\/studio_blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/Starwarz_ClimateChangeIsReal_900.jpg 900w, https:\/\/www.fantastic-realities.com\/studio_blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/Starwarz_ClimateChangeIsReal_900-300x200.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.fantastic-realities.com\/studio_blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/Starwarz_ClimateChangeIsReal_900-600x400.jpg 600w, https:\/\/www.fantastic-realities.com\/studio_blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/Starwarz_ClimateChangeIsReal_900-450x300.jpg 450w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 900px) 100vw, 900px\" \/><\/a><figcaption class=\"wp-element-caption\">Reach out with the Science!<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>I am with the Science on Climate Change and Sustainability issues. But sometimes I get tired of trying to reach out to people with reasoned arguments and pointing them at learned climate science articles and links. Sometimes you just have to resort to reaching for the lolz. With no particular apologies to George Lucas.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\"\/>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\">Design Force<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.fantastic-realities.com\/studio_blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/WorkStation_900.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"900\" height=\"650\" src=\"http:\/\/www.fantastic-realities.com\/studio_blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/WorkStation_900.jpg\" alt=\"Fully Operational Work Station. - Design Force, with us it is.\" class=\"wp-image-325\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.fantastic-realities.com\/studio_blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/WorkStation_900.jpg 900w, https:\/\/www.fantastic-realities.com\/studio_blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/WorkStation_900-300x216.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.fantastic-realities.com\/studio_blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/WorkStation_900-600x433.jpg 600w, https:\/\/www.fantastic-realities.com\/studio_blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/WorkStation_900-415x300.jpg 415w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 900px) 100vw, 900px\" \/><\/a><figcaption class=\"wp-element-caption\">Fully Operational Work Station. &#8211; Design Force, with us it is.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>On a particularly cool day in the Studio, I had my polar fleece warp and felt the need&#8230; ART SNARK! The Force, with me, it is. Turns out it&#8217;s not too out of line as a promo piece.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Design Force. Have it, we do. Yours, it can be.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\"\/>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\">F\u014cN<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.fantastic-realities.com\/studio_blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/Fon-Logo1.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"612\" height=\"398\" src=\"http:\/\/www.fantastic-realities.com\/studio_blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/Fon-Logo1.jpg\" alt=\"FON Cellular. It just makes Calls.\" class=\"wp-image-336\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.fantastic-realities.com\/studio_blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/Fon-Logo1.jpg 612w, https:\/\/www.fantastic-realities.com\/studio_blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/Fon-Logo1-300x195.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.fantastic-realities.com\/studio_blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/Fon-Logo1-600x390.jpg 600w, https:\/\/www.fantastic-realities.com\/studio_blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/Fon-Logo1-461x300.jpg 461w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 612px) 100vw, 612px\" \/><\/a><figcaption class=\"wp-element-caption\">F\u014cN Cellular. It just makes Calls.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>I don&#8217;t have a smartphone. Don&#8217;t really need one, spending most of my time here at this workstation. Mine&#8217;s merely <em>clever<\/em>. The iPhone is a lovely little brick of electric crack, and some Androids are pretty spiffy too; but sometimes I think people just get fed up with the complexity and the grinding COST of the gorram things. The carriers <em>love<\/em> &#8217;em as users have to sign on with costly data plans just to get the things turned on, potentially adding thousands of dollars to the annual cost of owning one. But a lot of us just need to make calls. Remembering numbers might be okay too. That&#8217;s pretty much what I need.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Dumb phones. <em>Smart Users<\/em>.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\"\/>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\">Getting Pwned in HALO<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.fantastic-realities.com\/studio_blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/Reach_SAGy_Flee_900.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"900\" height=\"506\" src=\"http:\/\/www.fantastic-realities.com\/studio_blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/Reach_SAGy_Flee_900.jpg\" alt=\"Since I am not an obsessive gamer, my typical HALO experience.\" class=\"wp-image-327\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.fantastic-realities.com\/studio_blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/Reach_SAGy_Flee_900.jpg 900w, https:\/\/www.fantastic-realities.com\/studio_blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/Reach_SAGy_Flee_900-300x168.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.fantastic-realities.com\/studio_blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/Reach_SAGy_Flee_900-600x337.jpg 600w, https:\/\/www.fantastic-realities.com\/studio_blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/Reach_SAGy_Flee_900-500x281.jpg 500w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 900px) 100vw, 900px\" \/><\/a><figcaption class=\"wp-element-caption\">Since I am not an obsessive gamer, my typical HALO experience. Photocomposite and Illustration: Kurt Griffith. Source renderings: Bungie<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>A more fully realized version of the piece I tossed up for the Gaming post. I don&#8217;t play with my son&#8217;s XBox all that much, tho&#8217; we do watch a fair amount of Netflix on it. But with my science fictional tastes, I do rather like the HALO games. My downfall of course is since I am a graphics geek, I get hung up on how gorgeous the games are. For most of my introduction to the Master Chief&#8217;s world, I tended to get blown away, <em>a lot<\/em>, while geeking out on the scenery.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>But I had a bit of fun illustrating my typical experience over Bungie&#8217;s spiffy renderings.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\"\/>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\">Caprica<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.fantastic-realities.com\/studio_blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/capricacylon_upgrdplz.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"540\" height=\"360\" src=\"http:\/\/www.fantastic-realities.com\/studio_blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/capricacylon_upgrdplz.jpg\" alt=\"Can Haz Upgrd Plz?\" class=\"wp-image-115\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.fantastic-realities.com\/studio_blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/capricacylon_upgrdplz.jpg 540w, https:\/\/www.fantastic-realities.com\/studio_blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/capricacylon_upgrdplz-300x200.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 540px) 100vw, 540px\" \/><\/a><figcaption class=\"wp-element-caption\">I Can Haz Upgrd Plz?<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Anybody else find the proto-cylons on <em>Caprica<\/em> damn clanky? I do wish they could have finished telling that story, I was waiting for the &#8220;Chrome Toaster&#8221; models. And YES, I did build a GIF version as a Live Journal avatar where I animated the eye sensor diode. <em>vruunnn&#8230; vruunnn&#8230;vruunnn&#8230;vruunnn&#8230;<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>More STUFF to come.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Hello Hello! This is what zen Jedi Samurai Art Guys do to unwind. We snark with ART. Creative endeavors that just don&#8217;t seem to apply to my regular Graphic and Web Design business. But still fun, none the less. Most images will have a bigger version for your clicky pleasure. 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